punch the clown

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

by Chris May 13, 2005

Clown for breakfast

Something you say to someone who believes they and their jokes are absolutely hilarious but in reality are lame and/or cringe enducing. It is essentially an insult calling someone unfunny.

Oh my God John, did you eat a clown for breakfast?

by Hana26 August 17, 2017

Clown Fart

When something smells funny, and it makes your nose turn red.

"WHEW, something in here sure smells funny! It must be a clown fart"

by kloomis May 12, 2008

Clown Face

The street name of the most prolific police officer ever to work the drug infested Hough neighborhood in Cleveland, OH. It has been said that just the sight of his police cruiser, 513 and, later 313 and 3B23, would strike fear into the hearts of drug dealers. Often described as fair but heavy handed in the face of disrespect or resistance of arrest. This name was bestowed upon this officer by local street level drug dealers.

"Aww shit! we better get outta here..its Clown Face!"

by Chris the Fist June 10, 2009

Clown Muggin'

When someone gives you a nice look (like their smiling at you) when their really hatin' on you.

Marquise: You see that nigga clown muggin' me?

Malachi: Where? The one thats smiling at you?

Marquise: YES!!!

by And251 July 31, 2009

Clown House

A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.

There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.

by No Amnesty June 20, 2007

Clown attack

Wearing jeans that are to big and when walking making a swooshing noise.

Did you see those clown pants Jeff was wearing in Vegas. Holy Shit Clown Attack

by Thatguy1969 October 14, 2014