knee chopper

someone who intentionally tells a girl or guy you are trying to hook up with something bad about you in hopes the hook up will think your scum so they can nail the hook up themselves.

I was this close to taking Jennifer home last night until that knee chopper Tommy told her I banged her roommate the night before.

by texashabsfan June 15, 2009

Clam Clapper

When a woman farts and it has no where else to go but up through the pussy lips.

OMG Becky, I just farted and it was a clam clapper.

by Brittaco389 July 13, 2017

dick clapper

smashing parts with another male but in a totally no homo type way

"wanna catch this dick clapper"
"yeah cause its no homo"

by supercutesuperstylish August 29, 2017

Easy Clappers

A moment so easy that you physically have to clap their cheeks

That comp game was easy clappers

by BIRBY March 21, 2020

The Copper Cocked Owl

A monster in Hungarian folklore, described as an owl with a penis made of copper. According to the legends, one who closes all doors, cans, windows, and every object that can be closed in a house, will get kidnapped by it. Also, it is used to scare smaal children.

If you don't behave, the Copper Cocked Owl will kidnap you!

by strabo02 June 3, 2022

Chopper

Call-sign of Alvin H. Davenport from Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War.

I can't believe Chopper died in Mission 17; Journey Home!

by Zack Finley January 13, 2009

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009