Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
Get the "castle in the air" vacation cottage mug.The notorious 18th-century womanizing dandy whose chief means of impressing the ladies was to give them guided tours of his huge and fancy stone fortress.
Helen of Troy may indeed have had a "face that launched a thousand ships", but Castlenova's personal charm and the grandeur of his palace is known to have attracted nigh-onto-a-thousand Helen-faced damsels, so I dunno which legendary subject is more impressive overall.
by QuacksO April 22, 2019
Get the Castlenova mug.Related Words
Cistle
• Castlevania
• castle rock
• castle
• castle greyskull
• castler
• cister
• Castle Crashers
• Castleton
• cistercian
1:Hey do you want to play CastleMinerZ?
2: No, its a terrible game.
1: Oh, your right, lets just play minecraft.
2: No, its a terrible game.
1: Oh, your right, lets just play minecraft.
by anuser April 13, 2020
Get the castleminerz mug.a person that loves nature, candies a green person most likely a softie, could be mean but nice and is very adorable
by gibberishperson August 21, 2020
Get the ciotle mug.Castleraes is an addisonre fanpage on tiktok.
Her name is Elena and her first edit was posted on 10-10 (the 10th of October 2020) She has grown a big platform from posting edits and showing her creativity. She uses after effects and is a positive and unproblematic editor. Addisonre has followed them for their supported and their account still grows to this day.
Her name is Elena and her first edit was posted on 10-10 (the 10th of October 2020) She has grown a big platform from posting edits and showing her creativity. She uses after effects and is a positive and unproblematic editor. Addisonre has followed them for their supported and their account still grows to this day.
by Castleraes November 21, 2020
Get the castleraes mug.Castleton is a shithole where the kids run it more than police. Always a bunch of pissed up teenagers on fields or even the streets. CHILDREN carry knives bigger than themselves and bully streamline taxis
You hear about those kids in castleton?
No why?
They’ve just been having a police chase down the main road
No why?
They’ve just been having a police chase down the main road
by AllanSmith567 January 21, 2021
Get the Castleton mug.Rochdale is a shithole with some shit little towns such as castleton/cassy where a bunch of kids run it more than the police do and kids as young as 13 get caught with blades the size of them
Did you hear about them castleton kids?
Nah why
They tried knocking a shopkeeper out coz he wouldn’t let them 50p off a chocolate bar
Nah why
They tried knocking a shopkeeper out coz he wouldn’t let them 50p off a chocolate bar
by Amaansameen54 January 6, 2021
Get the Castleton mug.