cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

cattanach

Good at sport, doesn’t like many people and can’t hold alcohol

Woah that guy is such a cattanach

by Americangirldoll April 18, 2022

Cottaged

To get fucked (anally)

Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.

by Dr Geoff April 19, 2022

cattacoins

A type of currency used in the Empire of GGTO.

I will pay 5 cattacoins for that candy bar.

by DistortedOctavius May 27, 2022

cattag

Cattag , stem from, his cat names tag so its cattagh

Cattag give me the fucking pump shotgun or ill kill you in your sleep.

by dzflkghdakjghdslkghdflkhjlkdfh May 28, 2022

Certainist

A person who only deals with people or situations that are certain.

Certainist: If you are not certain, I ain't fuckin'with you.

by GoddessShinea June 18, 2022

Centaur

A sub-type of asexual that is physically attracted to people, but still finds genitals off-putting

Becky finds you hot as hell, but she finds your genitals repugnant. It's not you. She's a centaur.

by The blueberry cactus July 7, 2022