Cereal

(Sear-real)

Adjective:

Everything you can possibly describe

Ex: funny cool new hot cold .etc

That's so cereal

Tommy is so cereal

Tyler's laugh is so cereal

by xX84cereal4dayz💵💸gangXx February 19, 2018

Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

Cereal bowl

The pornographic act of ejaculating into a females/males naval (bellybutton)

I pulled out and decided instead of a creampie, I was going to give her breakfast in bed aka cereal bowl.

by The Black Russian December 14, 2018

cereal

canada

sarah: i live in cereal. i also eat myself every day

by ñañaña November 18, 2019

cereal procreator

When a man or women have more then two or more mothers or baby daddys.

1000 kids and counting "Netflix"doc about the cereal procreator

by Crystalclear321 August 14, 2024

Cereal entrepreneur

A person who is obsessed with a wide range breakfast cereals and is able to acquire all of the nutrition he/she needs from them.

Mikey was a legendary cereal entrepreneur. He ate a whole panoply of products including Life, Grape Nuts and Meuseli.

by Tomthall December 4, 2022

Cereal face

The look on someone’s face when they are pretending to like something. Everyone in cereal commercials pretends to enjoy it even though no one really likes cereal that much.

Would you look at her, she has stupid, cereal face.

by Zack the Angry January 18, 2021