Captain's Brew

A mixture of semen and urine. Often created by the first urination after ejaculation. The name Captain references the euphemism for penis.

Dude, I left some Captain's Brew in that Mountain Dew bottle and my grandma drank it!

by gfs1179 August 22, 2012

Captain Salty Tea-biscuits

"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.

Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?

by J to the V to the L August 29, 2012

Captain Greg

Captain Gregory or commonly referred to as Captain Greg, is the historically official term, of a "doughnut". The hole in the doughnut was created by Captain Gregory when he had skewered a doughnut (with no hole) onto the spoke of his wheel of his ship, thus creating, the hole in the doughnut. Therefore, common belief suggest that the term referring to a holed doughnut should be Captain Gregory, or Captain Greg, not just doughnut.

Bob: "Hello, can I please get a Captain Greg?"
Lisa: "Sure, what kind would you like?"
Bob: "One with sprinkles please"

by Dunkin' Gregory September 27, 2017

Captain Cokeface

In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.

Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface

by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019

Captain Puffy

captain puffy is an amazing girl streamer and streams pretty oftenly.
go sub
twitch.tv/captainpuffy
she also is included in dreamsmp as a pirate

1: hey dude i gotta tell you something
2: hold that thought i gtg captain puffys live
1: dude that’s what i was gonna say

by jadecatmaid October 3, 2021

Ship, captain, and crew

Noun, can be used as a verb: The act of inserting one's penis into a rectum. This is the ship. Upon the successful entry of said penis, one will insert the first (perferred) of two testicles. This is the captain. Upon the boarding of the ship this captain will ultimately need his crew. At this time the lesser of two testicles will be inserted. Once this has happened you have won the "pot" ... As in her anus.

I went to a dinner party with a date and asked if the ship, captain, and crew could come along.

by Kap'n KP April 20, 2016

Captain Keyes

The Cap'n from the hit Xbox and PC game who ends up getting his head ripped of by Master Chief a.k.a. John, all that is left of the Spartan Project, When the Captain suddenly becomes an evil parasitic lifeform known as the flood.

Captain Keyes said that he may loose contant when he gets there. I believed him.

by David Lewis December 29, 2003