callus your voicebox

The act of throat fucking someone so hard you apply callus to there vocal cords.

Come here babe, let me callus your voicebox.

by MLGdiscord August 28, 2020

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Calculus

A field of math that's only known for being hard because the standard method of teaching it is so unnecessarily unintuitive that no one can understand the actual meaning of whatever the fuck they're doing

Newton: I just invented Calculus, a field of math so diverse that it can be applied to almost any topic from economics to biology
Literally everyone else: That's wonderful! I'm sure you'll share it with everyone and make the world a better place
Newton: Nah, I'm gonna write the first calculus textbook to be intentionally confusing and unintuitive just so my accomplishment seems more impressive.
Literally everyone else: bruh.

by Some_furry September 11, 2020

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calu

An acronym standing for "casual laughing"- used when you laugh in a way that is not meaningful or adds to the conversation, either out of nerves or habit. Can replace other acronyms like "LOL" or "LMAO" when the situation is not funny enough to actually laugh, but you are trying to sound less serious.

"Hey, how are you doing today, dude?"

"My mom screamed at me and took my phone, so not very good, calu."

by casuallylaughing November 5, 2020

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Callum Palm oil

Callum parnaby is one that they would call, a hider. He knows he likes male testicles but wont admit it himself. His google search history definitely says men groping eachother.

“yo did you hear callum palm oil came out the closet?”
“oh yh it was expected”

by YOYOMYNAMEISJOEYEET January 21, 2021

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Calum Mccudden

A smelly looking ginger individual that is fanatical about minions.

Person 1: Hey my friend is kinda becoming obsessed with minions. What should I do?
Person 2: Oh dude, he's definitely a Calum Mccudden type. I say Ditch him
Person 1: Oh, ok thanks man.

by BalthazarBrat69420 January 23, 2021

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Callum

He is a loyal friend, he never gives up on you! He likes to make sure your okay... never leaves you on open. He is open sometimes. Has a huge cock and is into thrusting and doggy style. He loves to do headstands

Callum is a great guy in every way.

by Baba cock sheep February 11, 2021

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