poosay juice 😜
white sticky marinara 2 top this spaghetti p3nis 💅
ahhhhhh~~~~~
periodt punctuation purrr puss 🖕
stimulating sticky substance ♊️
white sticky marinara 2 top this spaghetti p3nis 💅
ahhhhhh~~~~~
periodt punctuation purrr puss 🖕
stimulating sticky substance ♊️
by ufuckingbitch2004PERIODDTTT May 19, 2022
Get the Cummug. by J4kerBoxman3783 October 13, 2020
Get the Cummug. by M4kiavelo July 17, 2021
Get the Cummug. when your watching hentai then the sex scene comes up so you start beating your meat and liquid cocaine comes out your pee pee poo ye oooh before the sex scene and then you ask your mommy about it and then shes like its delecious juice lets drink it but she suspects you were watching porn so she checks your room and sees hentai so you get grounded for a year and when your back you lost your virginity to your anime pillow.
Me: Why did i pee cocaine mommy.
Mom: Thats cum! after im done tasting it im checking your laptop.
Me: No i beg.
Mom: Your watching hentai ?!?! your in big trouble big little man!
Me: Yes ma'am i understand.
1 year later
me: i wonder what new hentai episodes came out.
Mom: Thats cum! after im done tasting it im checking your laptop.
Me: No i beg.
Mom: Your watching hentai ?!?! your in big trouble big little man!
Me: Yes ma'am i understand.
1 year later
me: i wonder what new hentai episodes came out.
by DICKYFISHY October 2, 2020
Get the cummug. 
CUM stands for..
Creamy
Unicorn
Milk
🦄 🥛
Best described for a woman's mythical juice, but the man's can be mythical in the sense of doing it on command. Mainly done in porn, it usually seems like it's a 1 way street of the men in the sense of jizzing, unless the woman screams like her pussy is being murdered and loves it. In a recent surge of step siblings having sexual escapades, it is unlikely for both to get off a load of splooge since they are afraid of being caught since it is sooo taboo. What are we talking about?.. oh yea.. CUM.. ummm.. Best by yourself, but try it with a partner..
The end
Creamy
Unicorn
Milk
🦄 🥛
Best described for a woman's mythical juice, but the man's can be mythical in the sense of doing it on command. Mainly done in porn, it usually seems like it's a 1 way street of the men in the sense of jizzing, unless the woman screams like her pussy is being murdered and loves it. In a recent surge of step siblings having sexual escapades, it is unlikely for both to get off a load of splooge since they are afraid of being caught since it is sooo taboo. What are we talking about?.. oh yea.. CUM.. ummm.. Best by yourself, but try it with a partner..
The end
Jack pulls out Jill aka his hand and Jack was so jacked that he had to jack off while playing jacks. Jack CUMs on a Jack in the box who is ironically his step brother. Jill in rage squeezes Jack until he has a pop goes the weasel moment. He used the jacks in cards next to him to clean off Jill since he is a gentleman since it was all he had lying around next to him. Jill didn't know jackshit about why she was there and felt like a jackass after hitting a big black bottle of Jack that was much bigger than Jack. Jack fell down, and broke his crown, and Jill supposedly CAME tumbling after..
by Guido and The Guy April 28, 2021
Get the CUMmug.