curtain wiper

curtain wiper
kur-tn wahy-per

noun
1.
person (esp. male) who uses shower curtain to wipe penis after masturbating.
2.
an otherwise contemptible person.

"That Justin Bieber, 'e's a right curtain wiper, 'e is."

by Johnny B. Wankstain April 10, 2013

Open The Curtain

To move the shorts or underwear away to reveal your vagina.

Do you want to open the curtain for me?

by PaisleyG August 10, 2020

Curtain call

The moment you take the blindfold off your girlfriend to reveal who really was having sex with her.

You should have seen her face after the curtain call.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022

shit curtain

The aftermath of wiping ones ass on a shower curtain when there is no more toilet paper.

Chuck: Danyelle, why did you wipe your ass on the shower curtain?

Danyelle: Cause, I was out of toilet paper. Ain't nothing wrong with a shit curtain.

by Jusquared June 11, 2014

snot curtain

When one blows ones nose, leaving behind a curtain of snot in ones mustache after the blowing of the nose.

He blew his nose and left a snot curtain in his mustache after he was finished.

by SantaSDC April 24, 2014

Beef curtains

Vulgar term for the fleshy lips of a vagina that need to be spread for access to the clitoris, while performing cunnilingus for example.

Ask the butcher the price of their beef curtains

by LexLuther85 August 19, 2018

The Liberal Curtain

The fictional hiding place used by liberals who refuse to admit they saw and actually believe deep down that there was massive cheating that went on during the 2020 election. Knowing full well that if the shoe was on the other foot, there would not be any stores or restaurants left standing in cities like Detroit, Atlanta, Kenosha, Seattle...etc.

Pay no attention to the person behind the Liberal Curtain pulling the strings. There is nothing to see here.

If you don't comply with the election results you will be labeled a racist by the main stream media who is running the world from behind the Liberal Curtain.

by Damage_Inc December 18, 2020