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jonathan creek

A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.
*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."

2 seconds later,

"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
by vanderHill June 28, 2021
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Nelson Creek

Generally a smart, handsome bloke who is great at sports and music. But they can be short midget fucks who gives everyone shit!!
Girl 1: That guys is such a Nelson Creek!
Girl 2: Like as in awesome or dickhead-like?
by Aegis328 December 16, 2011
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Bitter creek

The opposite of a blumpkin or pissing on a chick while she takes a dump.
They knew they were in love after he gave her some a loving bitter creek.
by Jacob Cecil February 24, 2011
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Favred up a creek with no nig knife

When I lost my keys, I realized I was favred up a creek with no nig knife.
by B-O-U-S-S BOSS! March 7, 2011
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Creek Burn

The intense sunburn associated with being at Mountain Creek Water Park all day.
Dont slap me on my creek burn
by UrbanSpartan July 22, 2011
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Ferny Creek

A place that has absolutely nothing. Null. Devoid of any meaning. Anon. Bland. Blank. Boring. Simliar synonym that relates to a word that means: 'nothing'.
Person 1 - "Hey man, have you ever been to Ferny Creek?"
Person 2 - "Ferny what?"
by ClockWorksGuy July 30, 2011
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Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron
by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011
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