creamy asshole

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.

You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole

by Will you help jack off a horse October 30, 2023

Slavich Creamy Nut

The action of nutting in your slavic mate's coffee while he's not looking, causing a cloud of creamy delicious proteins.

"Hey Alexeï, I creamed your coffee alright this time"
"BLYAT, you did a Slavich Creamy Nut didn't you ?"

by Captain Noot Noot January 25, 2019

Creamy Dipstick

A man's penis immediately after he's ejaculated inside a woman's vagina and then pulls it out he has a Creamy Dipstick.

When a woman then goes down on the man she's enjoying a Creamy Dipstick.

I want to suck your creamy dipstick.

by VaCpl757 January 6, 2019

creamy hallion

A hallion that is both thick,rich and dairy in nature.

Something that is ridiculously awesome

Person 1: Mate, this sandwich is fucking unreal...

Person 2: It's a creamy hallion!!

beast, sweet, hallion, creamy

by Tokahontus September 30, 2010

Creamy mushroom

When a male ejaculates inside a woman but only leaving just the tip inside

Have you ever had a creamy mushroom?

by Little love spider October 6, 2022

Creamies

To have the “creamies”, is to experience a soft bowel movement in which your end result is of a smooth, creamy texture. Having the “creamies” is usually a result of having an unbalanced diet, dehydration, consuming spoiled food or large amounts of alcohol. The Creamies can also be associated with having the DADS (Day After Drinking Shits).

Ex. I’ll pass on the Indian food, I’ve got the creamies. I can’t go out tonight, I’ve got the creamies.

by Linglangg March 25, 2019

Creamy backsplash

When mid fuck missionary, you flip her over and finish on her back

Man I just gave my wife a creamy backsplash. Little did I know she meant the tile for our kitchen.

by McNugget22 April 8, 2021