everything's under control

Phrase used to impart a feeling of ease onto a hectic situation. (When used in a truly hectic situation, it can often be assumed that nothing is under control at all.)

Please don't panic. Everything's under control.

by NeNay April 24, 2004

Cock Check Control

When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.

I saw Natalie in school and I went to say hi but first had to pull a Cock Check Control procedure

by Gimaf November 23, 2012

Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Cultural Mind-Control

The intentional subliminal, subconscious, and operant conditioning of individuals through the usage of the education system and entertainment mechanisms to manipulate the collective behavioral patterns of society.

An entire generation exposed to simulated violence for years routinely exercises violence with no remorse as if they live in a brainwashed cultural mind-controlled state.

by *18* Jean-Philippe *18* July 23, 2012

control shift n

Control Shif N: Masturbation

Back story: In google chrome this is the short cut for incognito mode, a mode that doesn't track history. it can be used to hide porn in your browsing history.

person 1:wow Caleb has been gone a while
person 2: he might be control shift n ing

by sigma February 26, 2013

Birth Control Photo

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.

“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”

by impotate April 16, 2011

productivity throttling controls

Security devices and configurations which inhibit or minimize employee productivity. Employee productivity may be impacted by limiting access to information, communication and computing functionality, as well as by limiting computing performance. Controls may block websites, may block communication channels such as IRC, may slow computing devices by using full-disk encryption, antivirus, and spyware, may break applications by performing man-in-the-middle attacks and by misconfiguring applications. For some employees, substantial effort may be expended to find workarounds to bypass controls.

Brenda: Why won’t IE open this site?
Tim: The productivity throttling controls are misconfigured to arbitrarily disable TLS connections in IE. Go into Tools and enable TLS connections.

The productivity throttling controls won’t allow Firefox to get a critical update that addresses a vulnerability. Now I need to download the update and manually install. What a waste of time.

My workstation is churning away because of having to scan the large email attachment that I received. Because of the productivity throttling controls, I am unable to even switch tabs in my web browser.

Bill: Websense is prohibiting me from downloading a library I need to complete this work.
Me: We’ll let customer wait another day for the deliverable while I bypass the productivity throttling controls by downloading the library at home tonight and supplying to you on a USB tomorrow.

by sutch December 9, 2010