Cohusion

Cohorts that are competitors discussing business. A combination of two chorts talking about items that could be related to collusion.

Two of my former coworkers now both working for different competitors were talking and laughing but changes are they were talking about issues that are not permissible according to the law so I stated there were in cohusion.

by rssgtp April 14, 2013

comefusion

When confusion hits right before orgasm, causing you to have a confused orgasm.

I was right about to bust a nut when this chick has a midget come in the room and start twerking. I was so close to orgasm that I just went with it. Comefusion hit me hard.

by Hannah_bonana June 27, 2017

concukion

When you bang or hurt your head ,In other words Molly jo Fogg can’t say properly

I have a concukion

by Opo fogg April 22, 2018

confasian

Confusing one asian person's name for that of another asian. When one calls an asian person the name of another asian person. Mistaking, consciously or subconsciously, the identity asian persons because one resembles another.

"How's it going Mike Lee?" "Oh I'm John Chen." "Oh. Sorry for the confasian"

by adambomb_12 September 14, 2018

bonfusion

When you've got a guy turned on and he can't think. Portmanteau of boner and confusion.

She smirked as he exhibited signs of bonfusion.

by NoClueMichael December 28, 2018

Confuction

When you make ranch with rice pudding, instead of geek yogurt.

Dude I tried to make ranch for hot wings, and created a confuction. Though know what’s worst!? It tasted like Chinese.

by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

Concussion

When you misunderstand the Harlem Shake.

Scientifically( Concussus gigantism vibratus) meaning a human earthquake due to a strong force applied to a man's testicles.

Damn, Hubert's having concussions again.

by Snoorbifflord May 14, 2019