Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

clutzing

The act of being a clutz

Bro : Excuse my sis she is just clutzing around in her heels.

by Redblueberries123 July 20, 2016

Clutchnutter

The process of masturbating while driving.

I was bored driving down the road so I pulled a Clutchnutter

by NateDawgAK47 October 14, 2016

Clothing nub

A part of clothing that sticks out in an odd fashion

Her sweater has clothing nub

by Michael foxworth November 20, 2016

Couching

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.

"I won yesterdays couching competition!"

by The Queen Of Rainbows December 9, 2016

Crotching

When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.

During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.

by 4amigos February 16, 2017