When two women have had sex with the same man/men, they become clam cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken...unless they get jealous.
Variation: instant clam cousins - the resulting relationship due to a menage a trois.
Variation: instant clam cousins - the resulting relationship due to a menage a trois.
"You see those two chicks over there? They're instant clam cousins. You know what that means? Oh yeah dog! Threeway!"
"My best friend Jullie and I just found out we're clam cousins!"
"My best friend Jullie and I just found out we're clam cousins!"
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Get the ram my clam mug.A common disturb that still affects too large of a part of the male humans.
The male individual with SCS starts showing symptoms of it when, dating some particularly hot broad, he starts losing touch with his own reality and himself as he used to be, and as he used to be known by his friends (yielding to any stupid tantrums she may come up with, skipping ballgames with buddies, paying attention to silly frivolous shit to please her...).
The condition, in its worst, degenerating forms, could bring to extremes such as jealousy driven paranoia, lost of any interest but trying (in vain) to satisfy any other of her requests, or even leaving a family with kids to pursue an hot babe that will certainly leave you broke or broken.
The male individual with SCS starts showing symptoms of it when, dating some particularly hot broad, he starts losing touch with his own reality and himself as he used to be, and as he used to be known by his friends (yielding to any stupid tantrums she may come up with, skipping ballgames with buddies, paying attention to silly frivolous shit to please her...).
The condition, in its worst, degenerating forms, could bring to extremes such as jealousy driven paranoia, lost of any interest but trying (in vain) to satisfy any other of her requests, or even leaving a family with kids to pursue an hot babe that will certainly leave you broke or broken.
Mark: "hey man, Joe's completely out of control. Since he got with that chick, Shenonda, all he does is checking his phone, trying to reach her, taking notes of her gf's birthdays to appear nice and establish himself in her circle...".
David: "I know...he got the smoking clam syndrome just like a couple of years ago with that stripper from Diego".
David: "I know...he got the smoking clam syndrome just like a couple of years ago with that stripper from Diego".
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After Jeff passed out on the couch, none of the guys were ballsy enough to give him a teabag, so Sherri manned up and gave him a clam hat.
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