cannonball

A metallic, spherical object that does not hover nor float. Often shot out of a cannon.

The feather floated. Much in the way a cannonball does not.

by fiddle November 6, 2004

noob cannon

In Counterstrike it is the auto shotgun, AW/M or AWP (especially in old versions of the game, where you don't have to aim even relatively close to someone to snipe them), it is toned down in newer versions. Even though the AWP is the best weapon in the game you can't ever use it or you will be branded a noob.

-=COPKILLA1=-: OMG that noob fuckin shot me with his noob cannon!!
-=COPKILLA2=-: wat a fuckn noob
-=SenorCAP-A-COP=-: i hate CS

by teh best evar January 12, 2004

cannonball carcass

The "cannonball carcass" is a sexual position in which the female curls in a ball and plays dead. The man then enters her from behind and has his way until climax. The female can never stop playing dead during this activity or it ceases to be the cannonball carcass and is simply the "cannonball"

I totally cannonball carcassed that broad last night!!!!!!

by Mervy the Yam June 4, 2008

Noob Cannon

A weapon in most Military First person shooters out in the gaming world that involves no skill or gaming ability to use.

OMG!! I just got n00bed by the noob cannon user!

by TheOutKast June 14, 2005

noob cannon

A cheap ass weapon favoured by noobs in First Person Shooter games, as it is easy to use and can kill without much effort.

In Delta Force 4 Task Force Dagger, the noob cannon would be the OICW in its semi auto 6 shots per clip grenade launcher mode.

noob with OICW: HahaHAh i PwN u alL u FiCkerS!!!111one
pro using a real gun: Wtf man have you ever fired a real gun besides that noob cannon? No wonder you play GSUS and other CQB maps only.
*the pro aims his M4A1SD*
*the noob's head goes pop*

by DFtfd pwns October 1, 2005

cannonballed

When someone intentionally fucks up another person's chances because of laziness or out of self-interest.

The head-hunter cannonballed my job application because she couldn't trust that I would stay in the position for more than 3 months conflicting with her company policy.

by Persius April 4, 2007

Cannon

A Person that is a very funny person, a rare name given by some, and those who possess it, will be remembered by all. A all in all nice guy, powns at games, and a great lover to all women.

Jeffrey: dang i wish my name was cannon, mine is soo plain and original.

Sally: Yeaa, i wish your name was cannon as well.

by Some Koreann June 29, 2010