CH is a special act during which a prepubescent male moose is fed maple syrup for no less than 3 months, during that time all fecal matter is collected in a cup-like vessel made of silver and nickel-alloy commonly refereed to as the Stanley Cup.
After that time the moose is sure to have died of diabetes and its set of antlers and the filled cup are used to disable all inhibitions in post-menopausal killer-whales which in turn enables cross breeding with African Elephants to help stabilize their numbers.
This has led to an increase in Elephants over the recent months and their status as an endangered species is close to being revoked.
After that time the moose is sure to have died of diabetes and its set of antlers and the filled cup are used to disable all inhibitions in post-menopausal killer-whales which in turn enables cross breeding with African Elephants to help stabilize their numbers.
This has led to an increase in Elephants over the recent months and their status as an endangered species is close to being revoked.
Thanks to Canadas History, we can start poaching again.
If it weren't for a lot of Canada's History, ebony would be twice as expensive
If it weren't for a lot of Canada's History, ebony would be twice as expensive
by Africanelephantlover February 06, 2010
by schap September 16, 2013
This terrifying, little-practiced sex act requires elaborate staging and great acrobatic strength. First, the nude, submissive participant stands before the Stanley cup. The submissive lowers their head into the cup. The dominant participant approaches from behind with a decanter of warmed maple syrup, which is poured liberally onto the head and genitals of the submissive. Using thinly-sliced Canadian bacon as a prophylactic, the dominant penetrates the anus of the submissive with the body part or object of their choice, while simultaneously scoring the submissive's back with the antlers of a moose. Coitus ensues. Traditionally, the climax of either partner is marked by shouting the name of the band Rush's singer and bass player, "Geddy Lee!"
by dragonfucker February 06, 2010
a drink the gods bestowed upon our great nation... america. gives the user large penile enhancments and permeates the essence of hippness, that hot and horny chicks dig.
1. cory had sex with hot girls... he must drank canada dry
2. Pope John Paul III has a small wee wee, he must not drink canada dry
2. Pope John Paul III has a small wee wee, he must not drink canada dry
by tyler & cory July 31, 2005
A terrorist employed by the Pittsburgh Steelers, probably born in Cleveland. He should no longer have a job, but he gave Mike Tomlin’s son a scholarship. Canada is so ass that during the 9/18 Steelers game the fans chanted “fire canada”.
by BigO_naz October 04, 2023
Canada is generally a neutral country. Therefore by "being Canada" on a position, you're being neutral.
by MrSamNC October 28, 2010
A Weather Radio Network run by a bunch of retards who work for Environment Canada. Repeating SAME headers, alerts that cut into each other, and just general broadcast fuckups are common when listening to Weatheradio Canada.
by Environment Canada August 04, 2018