Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.
by Your ugly ass mother May 20, 2017
Get the Canada Hating Grandma mug.Contrary to popular belief, Canada does not actually exist. The land above America that most simpletons think is "Canada" is actually just snowy land that is uninhabitable for the current human. Wild creatures and demons live here, like the Abominable Snowman. This land is used as a nuclear waste dump for a bunch of countries, as well as the home of a fat old pedo named santa (who also dumps his nuclear waste there). The world tries to convince us that Canada exists for one obvious reason: Communism. It is clear that the story of Canada's origination is false as well. Here is some solid evidence: If Canada was founded by England, why do they speak French? How do these so-called shockingly nice citizens transcend human's natural instincts of being evil and selfish? Where do they get all of that maple syrup? How does their prime minister have such a smexy booty? These questions all lead to the conclusion that Canada simply is a lie. It is a land filled with Communism and evil. One of the biggest evils deriving from this land is bagged milk. It is general knowledge that bagged milk causes minors to be taken to Canadian Hell by Canadian Satan, where they experience a painful death. But since Canada isn't real and bagged milk is from Canada, then bagged milk isn't real so you don't have to worry about these rumors that have been created to prevent outsiders from traveling to canada and exposing the truth.
Simpleton: I'm travelling to Canada to eat maple syrup and poutine
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.
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I visited Canada and did a few Canada Bombs. I didn't get drunk but damn was it like drinking pancakes.
by Day Man the Conqueror June 6, 2010
Get the Canada Bomb mug.When someone uses excessive politeness to avoid confrontation. So named for the stereotypical politeness of Canadians, as they will frequently apologize for their views rather than argue their side.
Not to be confused with normal shyness or introversion, where a person doesn't like to speak. Someone who is Canada shy with be friendly and pleasant until confrontation arises, at which point they might offer someone a scone or a peanut butter and honey sandwich, in hopes of turning the conversation friendly again
Not to be confused with normal shyness or introversion, where a person doesn't like to speak. Someone who is Canada shy with be friendly and pleasant until confrontation arises, at which point they might offer someone a scone or a peanut butter and honey sandwich, in hopes of turning the conversation friendly again
James: "Man, Jessica will just agree with anything you say, she needs a backbone."
Sean: "Nah, man, she's Canada shy."
Jiblet: "Every time I try to talk politics with Donny, he just offers me food and leaves. He must be Canada shy"
Sean: "Nah, man, she's Canada shy."
Jiblet: "Every time I try to talk politics with Donny, he just offers me food and leaves. He must be Canada shy"
by Jimbi11 January 14, 2014
Get the Canada Shy mug.N: An extremely gay rainbow flag wearing, maple leaf smoking individual from the great north. not to be confused for a Calgary Flames fan in any way, which is a whole different type of homo! Most likely wears dorky glasses and uses excessive amounts of hair products. typically has 30 to 40 percent body fat.
Usually responds to faggot or PAUL!
Usually responds to faggot or PAUL!
(person 1) "wow that dude looks gay!"
(person 2) "yup hes defiantly a Canada Flamer!"
(person 1) " I agree, hey PAUL, you homo!"
(person 2) "yup hes defiantly a Canada Flamer!"
(person 1) " I agree, hey PAUL, you homo!"
by IliketheUSA July 26, 2011
Get the Canada Flamer mug.The Toronto Maple Leafs are the most valuable team in Canada, has the largest fanbase in hockey and pull in the most ratings of any team. They are by far Canada's team, whether you like it or not.
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