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Brocery List

A grocery list among bros. Made by bros, bought by bros.
Bro 1: Hey bro can you put beer on the brocery list
Bro 2: Sure bro!

Bro 1: Hey bro when are brocery shopping?
Bro 2: Rice meow.
Bro 1: Bitchin

Chick 1: Hey can you add some eggs to the brocery list?
Bro: Fuck no!
by Broback Brobama October 20, 2011
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brocephus

(1) A friend, bro, hommie, homeskillet, homeslice, or individual with a similar status.

(2) An individual who has contracted brocephalitis.
(1) Word up, brocephus.

(2) Yo, brocephus, when'd you catch brocephalitis?
by CEODutch January 13, 2009
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brocket

The brocket comes from a marriage of the words broganite and rocket. Essentially the brocket is a rocket fueled by broganite used in modern warfare. Due to the immense power of the active ingredient browder (derived from black grogan brogan powder), the brocket has been known to be fired over 1000's of miles. It is a form of non-conventional warfare due to its akrid stench upon detonation, and ability to shower all in a 40mile radius with grogan remnants.
After the Palestinian Qassam rockets were successfully taken out of operation by the Israeli counter-terrorist forces, they began to use Brockets with devastating results for all caught in its path.
by Boon October 14, 2004
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Broccoli

He hates broccoli
by Ready001 November 8, 2018
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Brocest

When one "bro" (typically a frat boy) engages in a sexual act with another "bro", regardless of whether or not the two "bros" are actual biological relation.

Potentially the consensual form of brorape.
Todd: Hey bro, me and Chad banged last night.
Brad: That's brocest, bro.
by fazer1 January 27, 2011
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brock

The hottest male alive. Any girl would be more than happy to fuck with the guy.
I was so happy. I got to fuck with brock last night.
by HALOUSER215 October 16, 2008
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Brock Lesnar

An American mixed martial artist with the UFC as well as a inactive professional and former amateur wrestler. He is well known for his professional wrestling career in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE).

Before gaining prominence in WWE, Lesnar was an accomplished amateur wrestler, and won the 2000 NCAA wrestling championship. In WWE, Lesnar was the 2002 King of the Ring, and won the 2003 Royal Rumble. He is also a three-time WWE Champion, and is the second youngest WWE Champion in history.

After leaving WWE in 2004, Lesnar pursued a career in the NFL. He played for the Minnesota Vikings, before being cut from the team for no-showing at practices due to injuries.

Lesnar returned to professional wrestling at the end of 2005, and joined New Japan Pro Wrestling, where he won the IWGP Heavyweight Championship in his first wrestling match since leaving the WWE. He was stripped of the title in July 2005, although he held the physical belt until June 2007.

Lesnar started a career in Mixed Martial Arts, and had his first match, in June 2007. He has since signed with Ultimate Fighting Championship and faught Frank Mir, losing via kneebar. He then faught Heath Herring and beat him via decision. Brock Lesnar is about 6'2'' and 265lbs. Pure muscle. He is a beast.
Brock Lesnar will rip ur f'in head off.
by Jeremyqwerty October 18, 2008
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