Broadband

Fantastic, absolutely smashing. If you didn't have to sell the yoke.

"I still don't have my fuckin Broadband"

by Kel September 1, 2003

Broadbandian

One who's connected with Broadband internet. The individual is then therefore referred as a broadbandian.

"Hey mate, are you a Broadbandian?" -- Broadbandian

"Nah, sorry mate. I'm connected with an inferior internet service - dialup." -- Dialupper

by Paul Phoenix January 21, 2006

broadband

A relationship with a member of opposite sex.
Verb: "to have broadband" is to be having a relationship.
It is effectively an analogy for relationships, with all things related to it corresponding to different parts of the analogy. "Service provider" being the girl or boy you are with, "56k" is being not quite there yet, "laying cables" - meeting new people etc.
(So as to be discreet, a real company with the same initials as the girl or boy you fancy can be used in conversation, see below)

"You got broadband yet?" "Nah, I'm still on 56k"

"Hows your broadband coming along?" "Slowly, I'm still looking for service providers..." "I thought you fancied Virgin Media?" "Nah, he stopped liking Vicky May ages ago!"

by tstock May 29, 2008

help ma' boab

The scottish term 'help ma' boab' refers to something owned by the individual, which requires help. The particular thing requiring help is the 'boab' aka 'boaby'. The 'boab' aka 'mydingalingaling' is the sausage shaped piece of the human anatomy which is found in the male gender of the species.

Wullie: dr dr i've been gettin some real pains down below like, ya ken!

Dr: I see, and what is it yi want me to do son?

Wullie: I need yi tae 'help ma' boab'

by drmoooo March 23, 2011

Buzzcut Broad

A lesbian, or butch lesbian with a buzzcut. Usually ugly as hell and very manly.

She was one ugly buzzcut broad.

by Dave January 19, 2005

Broad and profound

Describes the penis being huge and long, after the erection there is a very large, deep, ejaculation that is very deep, indicating that the penis is very long.

My penis is very Broad and profound.

by Minecraft1238 January 26, 2019

broad-backed

Screwing a 400lb woman or man in the butt with out a condom.

Man, I got so drunk last night, you should see the chick I broad-backed. God, I hope that was a chick.

by Deaf music man February 5, 2010