Brandon

A Brandon is an unloveable fat man who has trouble communicating his message to the world. This is often times paired with an upfront and almost sociopathic attitude in the midst of actual danger.

I hate Brandon.

by HotTim3434 November 16, 2016

Brandon

A gay

Brandon is gay

by Flashisher November 22, 2018

Brandon

Conceded. Hard worker. Loves to spend money. Desperate for a girl. Very perverted constantly.

look at Brandon hes rich.

by ProjectToxic May 22, 2016

Brandon

A great guy with a million friends. Loved by everyone. Never left out. by far the most popular kid in the school.

Omg guys its brandon how is he so popular.

by oh snap1234 January 27, 2016

Brandon

A stupid asshole who acts likes he's tough but inside is weak and emotional about being killed in games.

Damb, how many your gonna have fit about being killed? Ypur a Brandon

by Blizzard187 January 31, 2017

Brandonize

To influence, meditate or alter a situation or outcome in ones favor in a clandestine way.

To make a series of suggestions to a group so when they meet they all come to the same conclusion. The one you planted.

"You brandonized that meeting, everyone was eating out of your hands"

by alovelyman October 31, 2011

Brandon

A guy with the biggest fettish for feet. A man who loves to appreciate the largest shlong with the tightest grip of his hand.

Hey yo brandon! You wanna appreciate this shlong?

by Ckeph March 20, 2016