The state of being unkempt and still in your pajamas well past morning; not yet made up for the day and planning to keep it that way
Sam ignored her long to-do list, opting to stay in baffoon.
Why the hell did you invite someone over? You know I’m in baffoon!
Why the hell did you invite someone over? You know I’m in baffoon!
by wokchop January 27, 2024
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by waylonkershaw May 10, 2025
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Boffo • boffo pompous • boffo splibo • Boffofum • Boffola • boffoon • Mondo-Boffo • boff • BOBFOC • Boffin
To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.
“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
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