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cretin needs a beating

it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.
1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!

2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.

3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.
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froot booting

one of the gayest things in the world,
it is a sport made for people who arent coordinated enough to skateboard
damn, look at those froot booters
by wouldnt you like to know December 29, 2003
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dick beating

Noun: The act of bruising a girl's thigh by playfully whipping her with an erect penis.
"C. Cee was being naughty so V was like 'you're gonna catch a dick beating.'"
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Botting

A man with a giant Penis that is known to have choked many a lady!
Botting choked the young lady with his massive dong!
by crazylegs54321 January 11, 2010
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black booting

when the male partner thrusts the heel of a boot up a womans anus. this act is especially arousing, tough painful, for the woman. note:(boot does not need to be black)
damn,this guy black booted me last night like no ones business.
by hope meadows May 2, 2003
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booting

dating no strings attached. an open relationship where you can hook up with other people.
Boy: "I can't believe you hooked up with him, you cheated on me!"
Girl: "We're booting remember? So it wasn't cheating, chill out"
by Herbatic June 9, 2006
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beating

1.to wear somthing
2. to wear somthing for a long time so peepz know its you comming from a mile off.
Guy1:'oh blood whats with the shoes?'
guy 2 who is wearing the shoes: 'allow the shoes i'm beating man.'
by xXx gyal June 7, 2005
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