Wallace and Beans

A new age descriptive phrase for the male genitalia. Wallace refering to the penis and beans refering to the testicles. penis

Fuck man, you hit me right in the wallace and beans.
Yea dude im tryin to get my wallace sucked tonight.
The girl just started licking my beans and I was like damn girl you nasty.

by maximum bass March 3, 2007

ghandi fighting bears

Ghandi's got some slick moves but them bears look pretty confident.

Quick! Get the camera! Ghandi just punched a grizzly!

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

beansing

To beans out is to;

a) mistype/misspell/misinterpret any english or other language within any form of electronic communication. eg. email, sms, facebook, telegraph etc
b) completely miss (ie. oblivious to) a significant topic of discussion within the emails
c) unleash an inner against towards any and all females after * amount of alcohol
d) turn rabid at the potential for any kind of female sexual activity (eg. to howl like a wolf when a car of girls flashing drives past you on the way home from the cricket)
e) spiral into a frenzy/uncontrollable rage/fit at the possibility of spiderhole action
f) all of the above

- Fucking wow, Oli, beans out harder cunt.
- You totally beans'd that, cunt.
- Yeah, he's been beansing out all week.

by jaselol January 14, 2010

pony beads

Any number of cheap, small, plastic, colourful beads, commonly used in childrens craft. Mainly used in making beadad animals. Can be almost any colour, and any texture. (Glow in the dark, glitter, shiny)
Pony beads are the most common types of beads used in raver's "candy."

Person 1 "Did you see that girl's bracelet?"
Person 2 "Yeah, it was totally made out of pony beads and yarn."

by Kapr July 2, 2007

getting your beans scooped out

When clumps of feces, sometimes bean shaped, cling to the male's penis during anal sex.

What are you doing tonight girl?

I'm going to let my boyfriend put it in my butt.

You're getting your beans scooped out? Girl, you nasty!

by McFunkerson December 5, 2012

Bag of beans

A bag usually containing ecstasy, molly, adderal or any other drug that takes a pill form.

Hay man were gonna get turnt I got a bag of beans.

by Skinnyboy696696 June 29, 2014

care bears

Name used in online gaming, particular MMORPGs, refering to players who do not enjoy PvP or RPK. Playing style prefers to play nice, enjoys fighting Mobs, and doing other non-pvp related things, such as tradeskills like cooking (ie, baking cakes or fishing, etc.). Usually picked on by rpk'ers. Not very skilled in player versus player fighting.

Dude, that guild KGB is the worst bunch of Care Bear noobs I have ever seen!

by [LK]Myrik December 14, 2004