Homeless Snail

The word to describe any given person trying (and failing) to differentiate between 2 similiar things.

Person 1: I’m afraid of slugs, but I like snails
Person 2: but they’re the same thing
Person 1: no slugs don’t have antennas and snails have shells
Person 2: Slugs have antennas: and you’re telling me you are scared of slugs because they are homeless snails

by JuanCarlos83 June 3, 2021

Snailed

After a girl is cream pied she rubs her vagina on someone

After we had sex she got on top of me and snailed me.

by Cheebaguy27 February 23, 2022

Snail Tail

The backside equivalent to the 'Snail Trail'. A trail of hair formed up the back leading from a typically hairy crack. The hairier the crack, the more substantial the Snail Tail.

"Geez, Matt has the furriest Snail Tail I've ever seen."

by ChillSloth2 March 12, 2022

snail Pace

When someone/ something goes increadibly slow, like a snail or slug.

Guy 1: hey dude I'm not ready yet
Guy 2: ill go snail pace dw
Guy1: cool, slide along nadges

by beccakg1 May 15, 2011

rattle snail

A china man who snitchs on you

The China man is a rattle snail at the dorms.

I cant believe ying ming is such a rattle snail due to his dramatic tendency

by Nikly February 20, 2021

Snail

Another term for insane

Snail needs his or her medicine

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown July 18, 2025

Snail Trail

A chick that's hair always looks like a cat has been sucking on it, super scandalous, likes to take things that dont belong to her, and sell them on Facebook, talks like she's a gangster from Beverly Hills(yes, that fake!)Voice that is like nails on a chalkboard, a complete nasty skanky, skeezy, slut that is as dumb as a box of rocks!

She is nasty and slimy like a snail trail, believe me!

by Relaxitwonttear April 4, 2024