Balto

One who sucks dick to make up for their pathetic lives. Also known to take it up the ass.

"Hey balto, ur match is on mat 2!"

by Sandwich01 February 11, 2017

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baltimore club music

Sound Waves that people in Baltimore call "music."
They tried to copy D.C. go-go and failed. Terribley.
D.C. shit on Baltimore and they mad cuz they aint us.

Person from Baltimore (listening to baltimore club music in baltimore): Mamasay Mamasa Mascua Yea thats my shit!! *does crazy legs (copying te beat yo feet style from d.c.)*
Person from D.C.: Nigga shut yo go go wanna be ass up!! *proceeds to steal ol boy from bmore in the face and turn on some crankin real music by BYB*

Shanique Alaze Monique: Maury, this is the 25th time I been on your show. I have to find Dijonay, Shareefa, Koronte and Jemkfpakdfj;aay baby daddies!! *sniffs and cries*
Maury: Where are you from?
Shaunique Alaze Monique: Baltimore, Maryland!!

by Dat Girl March 25, 2008

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Balto

A boy who is as straight as a circle and sucks at basketball

Hey balto

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Baltimore

code word used to warn of big, ugly girls that have fondled you and another previously at the same time.

Hey, dew there are those Baltimores that got us.

by SOAF73chunk January 21, 2009

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Balto

Balto is a condition in which a man and only a man is either a.)wearing tight apparel in which his genitals are split by a bisecting hem or b.) wearing apparel that is forced upwards and therefore forming a shape similiar to what is know as camel toe, however, with testicles.

Also known as moose knuckle.

"Dude, don't look at Jeff, his pant's are so tight he's got a mad balto."

"Oh Shit!! Jeff slid forward on that couch and his Balto is fucking rediculous!"

by Waldo and Speed dtd December 7, 2006

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