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california blood bath

when your fucking a girl while shes on her period. Collect any blood in a cup, proceed to throw it in her face and yell "SURFS UP!"
"i just fucked my girl, it was a california blood bath."
by whitetrashcircus April 19, 2009
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Bathen Apes

Bathen Apes = types of shoes (brand)
CRANK THAT SOLJA BOY SONG

i got me "Bathen Apes"

Bathen Apes ARE lame glossy stupid shoes also known as the titanic peenor
by mr.Presidentobama November 26, 2007
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hippie bath

To spray yourself or someone else with perfume, cologne, or body spray in an excessive manner, rather than actually taking a bath or shower.
Jane was too lazy to shower before going out, so instead she took a hippie bath in order to smell better.
by Tara W January 11, 2008
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Cum-Bath

<n> Slang;

1) When a female (or a man, respectively) is repeatedly showered with a large amount of cum from several other males.

2) To take a bath in cum.

See also: Bukkake
"Florence had ran out of Johnson's so she decided to have a cum-bath."
by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004
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Spit bath

A quick bath or shower where one washes one's self except for the hair. It is usually very quick, up to about 5 minutes.

Also, not necessarily done before or after sex. A primary reason for a spit bath might be because your hair isn't dirty yet, so there's no point in washing it. May also be used to simply freshen up.
After a long day at work, Susan wanted a spit bath before heading out with the girls.
by Cravin' some raisins October 22, 2009
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bathin' apes

'haterz gettin mad cuz i got me some bathin' apes'--soulja boy
by hIphOpnIcoLE August 7, 2007
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human bathmat

It's that thing of when midgets have dreadlocks and they lie down on the floor.
Did you see those human bathmats at New York's hottest club, Slash?
by trikeman May 23, 2010
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