Baseball Bat

A baseball bat is slang for a fat blunt filled with weed

It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it

me and rick smoked that baseball bat

by RRRRR July 16, 2008

batting .235

Batting .235 is a reference to baseball which means you're not doing well that day.

It means you did something stupid or something not expected of you.

Person 1: Man, my girlfriend didn't make me a sandwich this morning...she ALWAYS makes me a sandwich.

Person 2: Wow, she's batting .235 today. That sucks.

by soadness August 22, 2011

Bat-smackin

The act of doing a girl from behind while simultaneously slapping her ass with both hands.

Hey Tyrone, that girl Becky from last night was so fine. I ended up bat-smackin her so hard that shit came out of her mouth.

by frijoles69 September 13, 2011

Batting Practice

Masturbation, particularly in males.

Good thing I took some batting practice before going out with Molly tonight... it was a big game and a big performance was necessary.

by Matt&Lauren September 9, 2010

bat winger

A female douche bag

That Becky is such a bat winger

by DB12 May 5, 2010

batting 1000

When a baseball player has had a hit or a walk every time he has come up to bat.

Even though Barry Bonds is batting 1000, he still won't get the batting title.

by Spaz November 8, 2003

Bat Signal

A mass text message or email that informs your friends of an impromptu social event.

Researcher 1: We've been sequencing DNA for 13 hours; I need a ton of beer and a dance party, in that order.

Researcher 2: Hell yeah! I'll put out the bat signal.

by fisdpdt June 21, 2007