To "finger the bass" means to finger a vagina with skill. Bass guitarists are known to have skilled fingers, and fast hands, and often "finger" the notes to produce the sounds on their instrument. This is also a pun on the word "bass" and "bass", "bass" being short for a bass guitar, and "bass" being a type of fish. Vaginas are often referred to as being "fishy". Haha, great pun, I know!
"So, since you're a skilled bass guitarist, does that mean you'll be good at 'fingering the bass', as it were?"
by J Saville September 29, 2013
by Phil yer pants Macefield September 26, 2003
Shoving ones fist in ones anal cavity causing that person to make a face that resembles that of a largemounth Bass.
We were going at in one night after work and she was looking so vulnerable on all fours I decided to give her the largemouth bass!
by BG August 19, 2003
My girlfriend finaly let me t-bass her last night, it took alot of lube but we got both nuts in there.
by panouche July 13, 2010
a guy or girl who plays the 5-string bass and cant make up their mind whether or not they want 4 or 6 strings. so theyre half bassist half guitarist, hence the bass-sexual
Wardle: Dude that guy owns on bass!
Alice: Nahh, he aint a bassist. Hes a bass-sexual.
Erm, the guitarist lost one of his strings. And one of his tuning keys as well by the looks of it.
Alice: Nahh, he aint a bassist. Hes a bass-sexual.
Erm, the guitarist lost one of his strings. And one of his tuning keys as well by the looks of it.
by BassChick August 11, 2009
"Bass Eye" a format of human eyes where one or both eye/s are lookin to the side slightly as thou not looking at you but thru you. Not to be confused with a lazy eye, bass eye is only a minor deviation of the eye.
Looks as thou eyes are opposite of cross-eyed.
Looks as thou eyes are opposite of cross-eyed.
"Woh man, did you see the bass eyes on that chick, yikes!"
"Aw, I was talking with this person and couldn't stop looking at their bass eyes, freaked me out!"
"Aw, I was talking with this person and couldn't stop looking at their bass eyes, freaked me out!"
by NorthernFirepower September 03, 2009
A week spent as SPU sumo wrestling, gambling, excelent food, and sometimes playing the upright bass. It usually happens the same week as cheer camp, ballet camp, or high school nurse in training camp.
by ChuckDC July 11, 2008