bass-sexual

a guy or girl who plays the 5-string bass and cant make up their mind whether or not they want 4 or 6 strings. so theyre half bassist half guitarist, hence the bass-sexual

Wardle: Dude that guy owns on bass!

Alice: Nahh, he aint a bassist. Hes a bass-sexual.

Erm, the guitarist lost one of his strings. And one of his tuning keys as well by the looks of it.

bass-sexual by BassChick August 11, 2009

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Basssexual

The sexual attraction to any bass instrument(contrabass, bass clarinet...etc), however it is mostly based on the attraction of a bass guitar

Man 1: I have aa friend who is basssexual

Basssexual by Alternatesexual February 2, 2022

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bassexual

someone who is attracted to bass/bassists

Look at Nicole Row! I think I'm bassexual.

bassexual by one fried chicken June 17, 2020

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bosssexual

a type of kink a person may have where they are sexually attracted to boss baby and/or grown men portrayed as babies. Related to mommy kink.

“yoooo this dude might be bosssexual”

bosssexual by thneedlover07 November 25, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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