Backwoods Mafia

noun: An Alabama Incest Cult

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.

by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022

Backwards

They're wards you put on your back to ward away demons or evil spirits.

Hym "No no no! Idiot! It's not 'killing people for angering you' it's 'killing people to anger people who wouldn't care otherwise'. You have it exactly backwards! Because if I was hanging from my ceiling fan no one would even notice. The first of the month would come maybe people would be wondering why I haven't posted anything. Then, 7-10 days later I would get a '10 day to pay or quit' notice and people might start to wonder where I've been. Then, 10 days later my landlord would enter my apartment and find my rotting corpse. And then maybe 5 people would be sad. Maybe if you read the article about my death you would be sad (for an instant) in some vague way like 'Aw 😐 I like baseball too' and then you would go about your day as though I never existed at all. You will feel nothing. But, if I choose violence, you'd feel it then wouldn't you? Hahaha! Yeah you would! You'd feel anger and disgust and fear 'that could have been me or one of my fuck trophies!!!' OR you would feel NOTHING. You would be exactly what I accuse you of being! You would report on my crime without saying my name (because everyone remembers the name of the columbine guys 😂🤣 I don't) but it would be silly and pointless because it doesn't un-kill those people."

Iam "We're not advocating it. We're just explaining it."

Hym "I want you to FEEL IT! *Consecutive hip thrusts* DO YOU FEEL IT!? *Consecutive hip thrusts* YEAH!!! IF YOU DONT YOU'RE PROVING ME RIGHT! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2022

Backwards peacock

When you stick a bunch of glow sticks between your boobs and splay them out like a peacock

She looks hot with that backwards peacock.

by Slurpy licker April 30, 2022

Backwards Philosophy

Being backwards in philosophy is using the most vulgar, insane, terrorizing, antagonizing, and grotesque methods possible or employable in order to establish oneself.

I was using backwards philosophy in direction when I started attacking the helpless while at war.

by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022

Backwards car

A backwards car is used to describe a vehicle with an automatic transmission

Stupid Americans with their backwards cars!

by Jack Spank9049 January 13, 2023

backwards sunshine

The backwards sunshine is a sexual act where one person bends over to show their asshole and shits, and at the same time pisses while the other person lies on their back letting it fall on their face.

“Bro Brandi tried to give me a backwards sunshine!”

“What’d you do??”

“I put on my sunglasses”

by Inventor of “altenalo” September 21, 2022

Backwards Chameleon Tongue

When you sling your ballsack back between your legs and dunk your balls into your anus

Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?

Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.

by Candice Reema September 24, 2022