Straight bullshit

When something happens that doesn't happen to anyone else but you

Sharkeisha: man that fight was some straight bullshit can you believe they locked me up just for that?!?

by Thatdarkskin November 30, 2013

Bullshit train

Something you call when somebody you're communicating with is clearly stating some very questionable things, in other words - bullshitting you.

I was talking to the girl and she said she didn't like to be flirted with. I had to call the bullshit train.

by Odelan July 26, 2015

bullshit love

Bullshit love is when someone makes you think they love you but in reality they don't care if u died the very next day :) they say thinks like "your the only girl I talk to" honey that when u know he's lying better leave his damn ass cause he anit fucking loyal that's bullshit love

That's a bunch of bullshit love mike

by Ayeimright April 1, 2017

Bullshit Buildup

A term relating to the accumulation of bullshit in a relationship, causing an individual to reconsider his or her current situation, ultimetly leading to a break up. Includes all sorts of bullshit: lying, cheating, lack of sex, ignorance, etc.

David: Hey Jimmy, why did you break up with Rachel?

Jimmy: It was bullshit buildup! I couldn't take it anymore...

David: Sucks man, better luck with the next girl.

by luckyonehere October 31, 2012

Bullshit Ball

When a group of people get together and exaggerate or lie about accomplishments by a group or an individual.

The Marketing Committee got together to review their performance against targets and it was a Bullshit Ball.

by Rudegar3 January 4, 2012

bullshit vaccine

An imaginary vaccine that inoculates an individual from succumbing to derisive conspiracy theories, propagating political disinformation and ascribing to novel, ineffective COVID treatments that do more harm than good.

Hey, did you hear that urine therapy, oleandrin, hydroxy chloroquine, ivermectin and demon sperm can KILL COVID and ALL variants?
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.

by YAWA January 26, 2022

BULLSHITTIEST BULLSHIT

BEYOND RIDICULOUS, MORE RIDICULOUS THAN EVER.

THE FACT THAT THE YANKEES LOSS TO THE NATIONALS IS THE MOST BULLSHITTIEST BULLSHIT I EVER SEEN.

by EL QBANO June 25, 2009