bullshit love

Bullshit love is when someone makes you think they love you but in reality they don't care if u died the very next day :) they say thinks like "your the only girl I talk to" honey that when u know he's lying better leave his damn ass cause he anit fucking loyal that's bullshit love

That's a bunch of bullshit love mike

by Ayeimright April 1, 2017

bullshit vaccine

An imaginary vaccine that inoculates an individual from succumbing to derisive conspiracy theories, propagating political disinformation and ascribing to novel, ineffective COVID treatments that do more harm than good.

Hey, did you hear that urine therapy, oleandrin, hydroxy chloroquine, ivermectin and demon sperm can KILL COVID and ALL variants?
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.

by YAWA January 26, 2022

Bullshit Buildup

A term relating to the accumulation of bullshit in a relationship, causing an individual to reconsider his or her current situation, ultimetly leading to a break up. Includes all sorts of bullshit: lying, cheating, lack of sex, ignorance, etc.

David: Hey Jimmy, why did you break up with Rachel?

Jimmy: It was bullshit buildup! I couldn't take it anymore...

David: Sucks man, better luck with the next girl.

by luckyonehere October 31, 2012

Bullshit train

Something you call when somebody you're communicating with is clearly stating some very questionable things, in other words - bullshitting you.

I was talking to the girl and she said she didn't like to be flirted with. I had to call the bullshit train.

by Odelan July 26, 2015

Official Bullshit

When a person makes something up, or thinks that they are correct, and then proceeds to say that that information is from an official source.

Jim: I'm pretty sure Rob has that condition that causes chronic bad breath. What's that called?

Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.

Jim: Is it really?

Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.

Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.

by The Goon Platoon September 19, 2009

Bullshit Ball

When a group of people get together and exaggerate or lie about accomplishments by a group or an individual.

The Marketing Committee got together to review their performance against targets and it was a Bullshit Ball.

by Rudegar3 January 4, 2012

load of bullshit

A combination of words formally used to set someone who is obviously lying straight.

"I fucked someone yesterday." "That's a load of bullshit."

by Kaedin November 28, 2015