Lulu wants a biscuit

A phrase describing the desire to eat carbohydrates while in the throws of PMS.

I've been off carbs for weeks, but let me tell you something, I'm cranky, I'm bloated, and "lulu wants a biscuit".

by whyvoneeeee January 22, 2010

Sniffing the Biscuit

when a person performing oral sex on another from behind puts their nose in the anus

Hey hon you got some "stuff" on your nose ugh....you were clearly sniffing my biscuit.

Bro Bro you were all up in that sniffing her biscuit and what not.

Man your a dam biscuit sniffer!

Hey, Hey I jumped on that and got so in to it I started sniffing the biscuit.

by 12345678910123456789 November 19, 2011

Neck biscuit

Discoloured biscuit shaped marks on ones neck. A gift from an overly attached lover.

Rosie: Wow Jodie, they are some impressive neck biscuits you've acquired there
Jodie: I guess my neck was tastier than usual!

by Sethowar December 15, 2015

piss biscuit

Someone that hang's around like a urinal cake, constantly bitching/complaining about the same thing day after day soon everybody start's to get pissed off just hearing his or her ramblings

..Stop being a Piss Biscuit and get this done.
..Can't you find something else to bitch about ya, Piss Biscuit?
..There he goes again ole' Piss Biscuit is on his "soap box" again

by renfield January 1, 2007

risk it to get the biscuit

not to get anything without taking a chance. In other words: no risk, no reward

I won't make it to the finish, I don't wanna even try. Look on the bright side dawg, let's risk it to get the biscuit.

by conjuror1 November 12, 2009

last biscuit bandit

One who eats all of something except for a small remaining amount, so they aren't blamed for eating it all.

"WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS?"
"Don't look at me I saw George here eat the last one".

by Alpaca Lenny February 6, 2005

buffalo biscuit

The act of defecating in someones shoe because theyve angered you

The other day Sean stole my lighter so he got a buffalo biscuit

by John Idol January 4, 2005