Lincolns birthday

His birthday is March 9th and it comes once a year

On Lincolns birthday we will all bend over and let Lincolns Minecraft cock fill us up with juicy white stuff
MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR!!!

by CcOCKANDBALLTORTUuRE69 November 30, 2020

Vincent’s Birthday

November 12th is Vincent Truong’s birthday and many others

It’s November 12th, Vincent’s Birthday!!!!

by Unknown123489 November 5, 2020

rehearsal birthday

A rehearsal birthday is spontaneously given when the person with the upcoming birthday is in danger of buying the exact same gift that you have already gone to a lot of trouble to acquire.

"We had to throw a rehearsal birthday as Emma announced she was going to get a new skateboard today - I bought one for her 3 weeks ago."

by wonfuji January 19, 2013

Birthday Invincibility

The ability to say whatever you want, no matter how stupid it may sound, and not be reprimanded because it is your birthday.

*at Jeff's birthday party*

Jeff (has birthday invincibility): Fall Out Boy's version of Beat It is much better than Michael Jackson's.

Everyone one: *nods head in agreement*

by cashruleseverythingaroundme September 23, 2012

Birthday Grudge

Birthday Grudge: A compound word used to describe a person's anger as a result of others forgetting their birthday. As a result the victim retaliates by failing to acknowledge the birthdays of all of those who are guilty of the forsaking. This is considered to be petty behavior, and is often manifested on social network sites (e.g Facebook and Twitter).

OMG I cannot believe he is holding a birthday grudge against me. Afterall I did wish him a happy belated birthday.

by Ms. Banana Skin May 3, 2012

Birthday Cleaning

When you receive a Facebook message telling you of your "friends" birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you "unfriend" them.

"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!

by MattMat757 March 1, 2011

birthday suiting

the act of displaying a close friendship between two friends by getting as undressed as you both feel comfortable and either hugging, snuggling, or any display of affection you feel apropriate. pushing the limits is encouraged.

john and sally get in there underware and hug to show there love & friendship for each other. they are officially birthday suiting

by master69man August 24, 2011