Beste

Beste will be your “beste-friend” forever. She is an absolute beauty inside and out. She is mature for her age, yet when you get to know her she can be very silly too. You will absolutely love Beste!

“Beste is my bestefriend and I love her so much!”

by Heyitsyourbestfriend August 30, 2020

Burlington Bertie

The song of University College London.

Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.

Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.

It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.

I'm Burlington Bertie,
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him

by Freols May 19, 2009

bestest friend

Someone who is there for you day after day, no matter what, somebody better than a bestfriend, that has never left your side from day they got there, you have the most and best memories with them, fall out over stupid little stuff and are friends again with the hour, take stupid photos, talk about everything, the one you can trust with your life. Makes you smile by thinking about them, never fails too make you laugh or smile and always brightens up your day, bestestfriends is a promise not a label and you prove too eachother its not just for a day its forever!

bestest friend forever and always

by KatyPerryLover August 22, 2010

Heavy Bessies

Fat girl boobs that when left unsupported, the nipples point to the ground as if pulled by some polar magnetic force.

Research shows that this most likely to occur in girls who only have boobs because they are fat. Not so often with girls who just have large breasticles.

She really had some heavy bessies. I had to lay on the floor to see them nipz.

by Four20AllDay February 5, 2008

Bessie

Bessie is truly someone you should hold onto forever, she is sweet, kind, funny and amazing. She is, in one word, breathtaking. She can wear whatever she wants and still look stunning, moreover she has a glorious sense of humour and can make you laugh in seconds. If you pass on a Bessie you will have made a grave mistake as regret will hold you like a clamp. She is very talented and has a wonderful taste in music and art. She is the ruler of arcadia.

Girl: omg look it's Bessie!
Boy: No! She can't see me like this I must look good for her
Girl: don't worry she's a Bessie and so wont care how you look

by DeadlyKamona January 10, 2015

bertie big bollocks

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.

"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien

by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005