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Beans

Any perscription drug with effects that range from a head change to knocking someone out, sold in the street
Adderall,Klonopin,valium are examples of beans.
by G-Money December 13, 2004
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How many beans make 5?

It's a British sort of joke phrase such that when asked the reply or answer is:

Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.

My father used to ask me this when I was young and it was told to me as,

"Two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."

After looking at various sources trying to figure out why anyone started saying this at all, I came across many versions. They all seem to contain most of the following parts in some arrangement: two beans, a bean, bean and a half and half a bean. I decided on this version because if listen you can hear the rhythm like a poem.

"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."

Oddly about 1 in 5 of the answers didn't actually add up to 5 beans.
The father turned to his little boy and asked, "How many beans make 5?" To which his son replied with great enthusiasm,
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean!"
by S. Whiplash June 4, 2018
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hill of beans

In U.S. Marine jargon, comparative for something worthless when you can't say "isn't worth shit" or "isn't worth a rat's ass"
This equipment isn't worth a hill of beans, sir.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
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Beans and motherfuckers

A disgusting mix of Lima Beans and Ham, as made for the United States Military in the form of C-rations and MRE's (MRE= Meals Refused (by) Everyone)
by Trailltrader April 17, 2007
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GO ON SMALL BEANS

A WAY OF CHEERING SOMEONE ON WHO IS DOING SOMETHING REALLY GOOD
MAN 1 : OMG I GOT A TRIPLE

MAN 2 : GO ON SMALL BEANS!
by CravendaleBoy May 3, 2011
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Les Beans

A very effective pick-up line used by lesbians at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University.
Girl: "I love Red Beans, Black Beans, Grey Beans, Les Beans!"
by Alli Bundy April 3, 2008
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beamsville

Beamsville Ontario is mainly a farmers town, but in the downtown area it is very ghetto although some people from the 70's may say that it is urbanized the urban definition is that it's completely filled with stoners, hicks and street hoes. But I'm sure they sell some prime kush.
Man let's hit up beamsville an smoke some of the best weed known to man till 3am
by buddabing May 1, 2011
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