Bender Beat

A thumping, throbbing, relentless baseline accompanying some senseless hedonistic dance-tune. Several notes, often two notes an octave apart, are delivered rapidly with some sort of fruity studio effect to increase anal lust. Invented by Frankie Goes To Hollywood, but since borrowed by many artists to seriously camp up their already gay tunes. One can visualise several handlebar moustache homos wearing the shortest shorts grinding on the G-A-Y dance-floor, whose only intentions are of violating some young chicken’s bum-hole with their haggard length.
Hey Kenjamin, you coming down the gym for a guido workout?

No Clive, I just can't dig that gym, the music and clientele are awful, I can't pump iron to that bender beat!
by surf biffin July 25, 2007
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Beat Cakes

To Have sexual relations with.
Sorry I couldn't answer the phone... I was beatin' cakes.
by Shando January 28, 2004
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beat the system

When you have found a way around the law, or have avoided getting arrested.
Hell yeah, I'm good at talking to cops. I beat the system every time.
by xxnjhgjnxx June 06, 2010
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Beat the case

Contrary to the other definition,
Beating the case is not only getting away with a crime, because that implies that you commited the crime.

You can also beat the case while being innocent and not having commited any crime, thus falsely accused.
Feds incarcerated me for no reason, still i had to fight in court and prove my innocence.

In the end truth ruled and i beat the case!
by Jerra gk February 16, 2019
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beat cheeks

Yo, them two just beat cheeks about 10 minutes ago.
by Joey I April 26, 2006
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Beat the dog

A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey
My mother told me if I beat the dog one more time she's going to cut it off.

My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.
by FluffyDef June 12, 2011
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beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities
1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.
by Randy December 06, 2004
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