Avatard

The retarded loser who hides behind an avatar on a public website that looks NOTHING like himself.

I can't believe that disgusting avatard tried to pass himself off as good looking!

by Debra Lynn December 15, 2008

Avatard

Someone who spends way too much time on role-playing games, such as World Of Warcraft.

A Trekkie or a Star Wars geek who is obsessed with role-playing his favorite fantasy character.

A huge fan of James Cameron's Avatar.

Thirty hours a week on Warcraft! I'm sorry, but your boyfriend is a complete avatard.

Nice Wookiee costume, Avatard.

"Avatar is the best movie ever! Closely followed by Tron Legacy, of course." Review by A. Avatard.

by BlueyPituey November 25, 2009

avatar

super cool movie
stars: the human race vs the na'vi
outcome: na'vi=5 human race=2
comes in 3D
watch it

avatar=war

by Bee9867 January 5, 2010

Avatard

The on-line representation (see avatar) of a player of an on-line game who is terrible due to being so stupid that you'd love to smack them (see smacktard).

That guy's avatard should be skinned with a pink frilly skirt on, because he's afraid to get into the fight.

by David Osborne February 20, 2004

avacado head

The unfortunate condition where the head is shaped like an avacado. Also results in a slimy discharge from most orafices which smells like mouldy nachos mixed with faeces.

"That guy stinks like an Avacado Head!"

by El Postino November 20, 2004

Ava3ar

God and creator of all that is evil in the world.

For all that is holy kill Ava3ar!

by Zulu October 18, 2003

avatard

When the avatar you are controlling in a game does random, stupid things that make you lose points and/or get you killed.

Screaming at screen: "I said JUMP ON the turtle, Mario, not make out with it, you avatard!!!"

My avatard just walked right into the lava instead of around it.

by Princess of Pain November 12, 2009