Evan: Hey are you alright?
Evan's friend: No man. After eating those jalapenos, my allyson bull is on fire!
Evan's friend: No man. After eating those jalapenos, my allyson bull is on fire!
by Dicky Beard June 29, 2006
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A girl who does not understand the word annoying and is seems like she is perfect but isn't she stays in her own world and does not get it. This is reality it's not perfect so she can cry a bridge and get over it from a stupid girl and that's herself
by Cassieboobear:3 March 2, 2016
Get the Allison mug.A school grounds keeper, very evidently male, who has an outdated perm and mustache. Upon introducing himself, he creates an elephant in the room as to what would drive a couple to name their son Allison.
This issue is solved when you then experience this man's annoying accent, over zealous dedication to fire safety, and other intolerable quirks that align with his odd name.
This issue is solved when you then experience this man's annoying accent, over zealous dedication to fire safety, and other intolerable quirks that align with his odd name.
Person one: Why's Allison care so much about fire safety?
Person 2: Who cares. He makes me feel so uncomfortable, I think I'm going to transfer.
Person 2: Who cares. He makes me feel so uncomfortable, I think I'm going to transfer.
by McJaggerMann January 15, 2014
Get the Allison mug.Alison is a person who doesn't think of anyone but herself. She's so selfish. She thinks she's all that, but really she's a no-good bitch. Watch out for Alison, because while you may think she's the best at first, no doubt she'll blindside you, the ho.
Alison: Hey guys!
You: Hey! Can we be friends?
Alison: Yeah, you're awesome!
Two days later
Alison: You know... I don't like you anymore. Even though you took me to New York, I decided I don't like you, and don't even TRY to talk to me about it.
You: But-
Alison: BITCH
You: Hey! Can we be friends?
Alison: Yeah, you're awesome!
Two days later
Alison: You know... I don't like you anymore. Even though you took me to New York, I decided I don't like you, and don't even TRY to talk to me about it.
You: But-
Alison: BITCH
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Ronald McDonald hair? Pink does not go with red?
Ronald McDonald hair? Pink does not go with red?
by ChewbaccasBitch January 4, 2010
Get the Allison Iraheta mug.a fucking loser who thinks hes the shit, but really isnt. he takes advantage of any girl in his path, basically he would do anything that came in his path. he thinks hes so cool but really is scared of everything. i mean he should just go fuck himself and find something better to do than to just make up fucking rumors about people
girl: i hate that kid so much
other girl: yeah his name is allston.
allston: hey baby, will you give me head?
girl: no, your an allston
other girl: yeah his name is allston.
allston: hey baby, will you give me head?
girl: no, your an allston
by bobbylovesgum October 18, 2010
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