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A school grounds keeper, very evidently male, who has an outdated perm and mustache. Upon introducing himself, he creates an elephant in the room as to what would drive a couple to name their son Allison.
This issue is solved when you then experience this man's annoying accent, over zealous dedication to fire safety, and other intolerable quirks that align with his odd name.
This issue is solved when you then experience this man's annoying accent, over zealous dedication to fire safety, and other intolerable quirks that align with his odd name.
Person one: Why's Allison care so much about fire safety?
Person 2: Who cares. He makes me feel so uncomfortable, I think I'm going to transfer.
Person 2: Who cares. He makes me feel so uncomfortable, I think I'm going to transfer.
by McJaggerMann January 15, 2014
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