maddy albury

She is a shit cunt with one arm and can’t ride a bike

Maddy Albury is a shit cunt

by Pseudond September 11, 2018

Brazilian Alarm Clock

Waking a man up with oral sex

Chris was gently woken by a Brazilian Alarm Clock.

by ChrisOl May 6, 2021

False alart

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.

Nothing came out but gas, false alart!

by cjvialpando July 6, 2022

mexican alarm clock

Drinking large amounts of plain tap water before going to sleep so as to be waken up by the urge to urinate.

Pedro wound up his mexican alarm clock with half a gallon of water.

by sh0gg0th December 15, 2008

Montana Burglar Alarm

When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.

When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Car Alarm

When a man with stretches out his balls, wraps up his cell phone with them, and has his wife/girlfriend call him

Fuck a scrotal tuck I rather have my wife give me a car alarm. Talk about good vibrations.

by Hush Lecter February 18, 2010

Alaumy

Sun-dried orangutan who yearns for banana milk shake

You're growing thin, There's grape juice here... Have it. Stop being an alaumy!

by Reckless-wolf January 23, 2019