Alabama Mud Crab

When a man finishes with the anal and has a brown bell chop he goes into vagina and finishes inside then the woman who proceeds to push out the sperm and creating brown bubbles

Shirley got really dirty bed sheets after shouting "I'm forever blowing bubbles" after a hard session of performing the Alabama Mud Crab

by Standstiff November 11, 2021

Alabama sister

When you love a girl like a sister but still sleep with her on occasion.

“Are you guys dating?”
“No she’s just my Alabama sister”

by Thewaythecookiecrumbles October 12, 2021

Alabama Custard Musket

An Alabama custard musket is the act of having anal sex with your sister, cousin, aunt, or mother, and ejaculating into their rectum. Once this has been achieved, lay on your back, with the female participant squatting over you. She then farts out her man-custard frosted stink nuggets at you at alarmingly high velocity while screaming "the South shall rise again!" as you try to dodge the hailstorm of custard frosted butt bullets.

Oh dang man, my cousin Bobby-Jean Billy Joe Bob Possum Dog gave me the worst Alabama Custard Musket. It was so bad even Mountain Dew wouldn't wash it out of my mullet.

by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021

Alabaming

The act of going on a loud rant or telling some other type of animated story with a thick country accent and a perspective originating from Alabama.

Slang: Alabamin'

Kayla: Listen here, I know there's supposed to be some 'naders later but I'll be there come hell or high water. Bet your ass i'll put that on my meemaw.

Amber: Bless her heart, Kayla is Alabaming again.

Becca: She's always Alabamin'

by BZ_BB_843 April 29, 2022

Alabama Jailbreak

When you leave the bathroom at your family reunion and your dick is still hanging out your fly

“Did you hear what happened to Aunt Carol?”
“Yeah, she had a heart attack after cousin Joey pulled an Alabama Jailbreak.”

by WildWolf May 6, 2022

Alabama Waffle Pockle

A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.

UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?

Her: YES UNCLE STEVE

by Nick_Kerr69 May 24, 2022

Alabama Squeeze Box

It's a incestious sex move, where two brothers are pounding and/or throat fucking their sister from either side

Hey brother, wanna do Alabama Squeeze Box? uwu

by renzy1337 July 5, 2023