n: a terrible college in a terrible town where all the kids who couldn't get into a better college go to get wasted all the time. Typical activities of an Alabama student include: getting coked up, drinking heavily, talking about the very dead "Bear" Bryant, and generally acting like a dumbass- they all wish they were smart enough to go to Auburn.
Dude, I'm legally retarded, and even though I only have a 2nd grade education and I am married to my sister, I still got a scholarship to Alabama!
by Philip J. McKrackin June 27, 2005
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Randy wasn't trying to get drunk, he just wanted a good old fashioned Alabama Buttfuck with the boys.
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Alabama has the the greatest football tradition. Some people complain about how we live in the past. But when you have a past to live in it is different.
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You: I gave my Great Grandmother a wicked Alabama Blowdart at the bingo game last night.
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