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Anton Lavey

Anton Lavey is the founder of The Church Of Satan. The Teachings of The Church of Satan are a direct attack on that Brain Washing tool that all major religions use in this day and age, that you belong to god, and not yourself, that you should serve god, and not yourself. There is some criticism of Lavey, claiming him to be a lair, but the criticism have to be taken with a grain of salt since most, if not all criticism of Lavey is from his estranged daughter Zeena Schreck, whoses claims have never been backed up with any sort of evidence.
All other Religions are so oppressive, that is why I am grateful for Anton Lavey giving us The Church Of Satan.
by Kazzy Mayhem August 17, 2006
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antonio

All Antonio's has Spanish or Italian in them.They all sexy but most of them are short.Just because he is short doesnt mean he is small under the trousers he wears.You have to touch,squeese,feel to believe.Antonio's are destined to get married with a mixrace or a black light skinned girl!
"i think your too short for me" said a girl Antonio liked "just because im short doesnt mean im small,ill prove to you what a great partner il be to you and the sex life will be GREAT" said Antonio,"You should find out and see,i fort that once but now i want it everyday" said Antonio's X girlfriend.
by Mr.Jonathan February 27, 2007
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afton

that is me
i am afton.
by super unicorns October 30, 2018
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Antoni

Much better than any other person in the entire world. A very good person doesn't boast and the girls love him but he doesn't say that they do to his mates.
Antoni is my new boyfriend
by sdjhwer May 19, 2019
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michael afton

a really hot guy that should totally date and marry me right now
person 1: omg michael afton is so hot 😍
person 2: yes fr. i love him so much aaaah
person 3: what the hell
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP 🤬
by Kokisimp March 4, 2022
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anton chelnokov

a russian acrobat in cirque du soleil's varekai and saltimbanco
anton chelnokov is hot stuff
by wakkawakka December 28, 2003
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Astonian

An Astonian is a Welsh creature that is rumoured to live around south Wales. It is not known if they exist or not but at least one has being said to be spotted by local people.

Ancient proverb says they move from place to place in green objects that resemble Mini's. This method of transport is new to them and they are having trouble using it.
Person 1- did you that Astonian, he span like crazy?

Person 2 - Lol - Do you beleive they exist dude.
by MLJ1991 July 13, 2009
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