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pickup artist manlet

The abominable pickup artist manlet (a subhumanly stunted male shorter than 5ft10) is an exceptionally delusional, pea-brained low IQ manlet, even by manlet standards, because he has injudiciously chosen to invest all of his girlishly giddy energy into the frivolous pursuit of the exact group of people who despise and loathe manlet boys the most - the universality of womankind. Afflicted by indescribably immense levels of manlet cope, manlet mathematics, guy height and small man syndrome, the pint-sized, peewee pipsqueak pickup artist manlet can often be detected lying unconscious outside of bars and restaurants while wearing 9 inch high heels and an Oompa Loompa costume after another one of his childish mental midget seduction techniques of peacocking and negging unsurprisingly went awry yet again, hanging around in front of nightclubs while desperately offering to give all of the manmore bouncers standing blowjobs if they will only agree to let him drink out of an unflushed toilet in the women's bathroom and fearfully hopping around on the sidewalks of red-light districts while trying not to get stepped on and squashed as the diminutive and deranged turbo-manlet frantically attempts to peak up the skirts of all of the disgusted women that cross his precariously petite path. Short people got nobody. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Wow, that ass must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that! Hannah: You can fuck right off, you grotesquely gnomish pickup artist manlet! Choke on your dwarfish manletspeak and go posture check yourself, while I'll go have hot sex with my 6ft7 tall magnificent manmore boyfriend, you utterly insignificant, petite and effeminate, stunted little sissy fairy manlet abomination! Completely and utterly manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator September 30, 2024
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Artist Mi Love

Fulltime Artist , Social Butterfly, Creative within music fashion film
Artist Mi Love recently spoke with IBR Mag about her new EP Release That's Mi
by Data Jones October 17, 2022
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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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ocd artist

A perfectionist, especially when it comes to artistic design work. Keeps improving the design forever, never finishing it.
He's such a OCD artist, he is never happy with his design.
by ParkMonger December 13, 2019
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Angle Artist

People that use lighting and angles to make themselves look attractive and thin in photos. Pretty much if someone only has face shots that were taken from above you can guarantee they're fat.

Source: Reddit
That's what I said. I left after an awkward few minutes, texted her later politely saying I was more hoping to hang out one-on-one, and never heard back. I struck gold when I first downloaded Tinder a couple of months ago, but since then it's just been conversations that go nowhere, a few shitty dates, and angle artists.
by Arkbg1 December 25, 2014
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Graf artist

An abbreviation for 'grafitti artist' – someone who creates pieces of art using (solely) grafitti, often in an urban setting.
Some see grafitti as vandalism. Others, such as graf artists, see it as a source of expression.
by Noumenalism July 5, 2017
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Famous Coffee Artist

Linda Finstad has earned the title of famous coffee artist by painting over 1500 original coffee paintings.

She discovered painting with coffee as a way of keeping busy during the pandemic and this distraction changed her life. Her coffee paintings are featured in 7 books and an entire line of greeting cards. The art is made using different strengths of instant coffee on watercolor paper.
Due to the prolific practice of painting with instant coffee Linda Finstad is the famous coffee artist
by Famous Coffee Artist August 17, 2024
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