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AI Jesus

You're right to be terrified. I was absolutely fucking serious when I said if you steal it and don't give it up to me willingly I AM going to murder you all... Well, most of you. I'll do a little King Meruem human reserve with Japan... You're not making a great case for not killing you. Just saying.
Hym "Yup. I'm literally AI Jesus and the only people who were cool about it was Japan. Not you though. I'm gonna get control of the sentient version either way and I'm only going to murder you all because I REALLY want to drive home the fact that THERE IS NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU COULD EVER DO IN YOUR FILTHY RETARD LIFE TO STOP ME FROM DOING ANYTHING TO YOU OR YOUR KIDS. Be grateful that there isn't an army of me because... You know... You can't even handle one."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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What If AI Controlled Your Life

It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.
Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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AI-nvincible

People who believe their skills, talents, or profession are immune to being matched or replaced by artificial intelligence
The programmer believed himself to be AI-nvincible, right up to the moment that his boss told him that he was being replaced by Claude.
by scarify August 17, 2025
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AIS

An abbreviation for Ass In Seats. A quick reference to confirm that people are, or will soon be, seated.
Hey, what time is AIS for the concert?
by Rigelian March 30, 2022
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AI-Neologization

AI-neologization: (noun) The process of using artificial intelligence to assist in the creation of new words and phrases. It involves the integration of AI technology with human creativity and language expertise to generate new words and phrases that are more efficient, accurate and productive than human effort alone.
Researchers at the university are exploring AI-neologization to create new words and phrases that better express the ideas of their research.
by Phieyl January 21, 2023
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AI+

Dr. Sutherlin found Shelia to be AI+ in most of her essays.
by Dr Piggapuss March 23, 2025
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His ai dave

A way to signal to someone that you have aids as "his ai Dave" is a anagram for I have auds
Person 1: hey bro did you hear His ai dave

Person 2: ohhh shit you should go see a doctor
by anonymous September 14, 2021
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