Alabama Mud Crab

When a man finishes with the anal and has a brown bell chop he goes into vagina and finishes inside then the woman who proceeds to push out the sperm and creating brown bubbles

Shirley got really dirty bed sheets after shouting "I'm forever blowing bubbles" after a hard session of performing the Alabama Mud Crab

by Standstiff November 11, 2021

Alabama sister

When you love a girl like a sister but still sleep with her on occasion.

“Are you guys dating?”
“No she’s just my Alabama sister”

by Thewaythecookiecrumbles October 12, 2021

Alabama Custard Musket

An Alabama custard musket is the act of having anal sex with your sister, cousin, aunt, or mother, and ejaculating into their rectum. Once this has been achieved, lay on your back, with the female participant squatting over you. She then farts out her man-custard frosted stink nuggets at you at alarmingly high velocity while screaming "the South shall rise again!" as you try to dodge the hailstorm of custard frosted butt bullets.

Oh dang man, my cousin Bobby-Jean Billy Joe Bob Possum Dog gave me the worst Alabama Custard Musket. It was so bad even Mountain Dew wouldn't wash it out of my mullet.

by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021

Alabama Jailbreak

When you leave the bathroom at your family reunion and your dick is still hanging out your fly

“Did you hear what happened to Aunt Carol?”
“Yeah, she had a heart attack after cousin Joey pulled an Alabama Jailbreak.”

by WildWolf May 6, 2022

Alabama Waffle Pockle

A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.

UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?

Her: YES UNCLE STEVE

by Nick_Kerr69 May 24, 2022

Alabama Squeeze Box

It's a incestious sex move, where two brothers are pounding and/or throat fucking their sister from either side

Hey brother, wanna do Alabama Squeeze Box? uwu

by renzy1337 July 5, 2023

Alabama Drift

A car maneuver similar to the "Tokyo drift", however instead of suped up race cars you perform it using a minivan on curvy mountain roads.

Ideally performed while blaring any song by the band Alabama.

The gravel on these mountain roads is primo for Alabama drifting my Chrysler grand caravan

by Heretical Mind July 13, 2023