Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Dog

Don't you dare say it guys, don't say it. Shit I have to do it then...

What da dog doin?

Joe: *sees Instagram post with a dog and is then wondering what the dog is doing*
Also joe: *comments on the post* "what da dog doin?"

by Torna bock July 3, 2021

dog

booper dooper

omg the dog its a booper dooper

by thelishone December 2, 2016

dog

chinese food

dog

by polikmonn April 30, 2019

dogs

lines of cocaine. singular - dog

They stayed up all night doin dogs and drinking Heinekin last night.

Yo man give me a dog.

by uniontown veteran October 20, 2010

dogged

When a guy let's his dog out to make a group of girls stop.

Yesterday a group of guys let there puppy out so my friends and I would stop to catch his dog.

by tiger May 13, 2005

dog-eat-dog world

description of a modern world merciless competition

- I just can't believe I lost my fortune because some dumbass invented something better and took all my clients.
- What did you expect, it's a dog-eat-dog world.

by notspecialsnowflake September 7, 2017