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A Murphy

Noun. When a man is set up to be robbed, the victim thinks he is going to meet a woman. Typically done when a woman sets up a man, asking him to come over, but another man or group shows up to rob him. More rarely, a man will catfish another man by pretending to be an attractive or easy woman to get a man's address or get that man to come to a sketchy location. Not a scam, this is always done in person.
How'd he hit the lick?

He caught 'em with a murphy.
by TallTanuki June 10, 2025
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Johnny Murphies Displasia

It's when ya got poo in your brain brother
My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia
by GeckoMaBoi May 2, 2023
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Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
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Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game
You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline
by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021
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Jasper Murphy

Sexiest man in raleigh hands down he is gorgeous and everyone lowkey hates him.
by raleighguide69 July 27, 2018
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headdie murphy

You lookin like Headdie Murphy with that giant Mellon.
by CKP Team November 13, 2019
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Freddie Murphy

A fat guy that sticks a leach up his ass and to pour the blood into a old condom to then chew on it like gum.
by Squirty Murphy May 5, 2025
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