When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.
Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.
by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 27, 2012
by jerky boy August 10, 2007
A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.
by Ruined Sheets September 02, 2010
The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.
I rimmed her 70's Tea Towel Holder last night
by Jack Smack October 30, 2003
When a man or woman twists your penis until you cum. Or until you screech or it turns red. Think of it like twisting a towel to get the water out of it.
She squeezed my penis until I cummed. It looked like she was squeezing out a towel. She performed the towel twist.
by Thewordbringer123 December 31, 2021
A towel movement is an especially messy and/or large bowel movement that requires a towel or towels to wipe and clean up.
Wow Tim, that was a serious towel movement you just had in the bathroom, now I have to do laundry today.
by herbsta420 October 18, 2018
When you have your towel tied around your waist and you un-tie it. It doesn't fall down so you perform a hands free towel shimmy.
This morning I had a shower, afterwards i was getting dressed. I had my towel around my waist, and my phone in my hand texting a friend. In order to take my towel off i needed to perform a hands free Towel Shimmy, Afterwards i felt majestic as fuck.
by Jewish Thunder May 04, 2014