When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.
Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.
by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 26, 2012
Get the Bite the towel, I'm going in dry.mug. by jerky boy August 12, 2007
Get the ring out the skin towelmug. A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.
by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010
Get the Should have put a towel downmug. The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.
by Jack Smack October 30, 2003
Get the 70's Tea Towel Holdermug. When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.
The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.
by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022
Get the alabama damp towelmug. Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.
by Onid July 26, 2022
Get the Towel holdermug. The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.
by Timmy Bean Boy August 26, 2012
Get the Tea Towel Methodmug.