by Ryan likes dick in his ass November 12, 2019
The funniest son of a gun you'll ever meet, but don't get to close, he might try to eat you or something.
by lemondrop420 December 15, 2019
Ryan is a handsome guy who will steal your heart. He then will wife you up and play video games all day everyday while you are taking care of their daughter and working two jobs. Yup he’s a keeper!
by Wolrah Naed May 05, 2018
by Crackhead Bobby February 18, 2020
A random Ryan at 12 am looking through Urban Dictionary and finding searching his name. He found a whole lot of super nice definitions and found most of them to be right, except for only two things, his height and the fact that he has a girlfriend, because he's gay. Though he did find one result with his last name that was discouraging, but with what people irl say and what definitions say here, he didn't mind it, he knew it wasn't him specifically. He is now happy after reading all those and is gonna sleep well tonight
"Man these definitions of my names are so sweet, but everything is creepily accurate to what people in real life say about Ryan."
by Rush075 March 10, 2020